“The Adventures of Erin”

It’s a good thing you packed those tennis shoes you were definitely going to use for exercise while on vacation. You lace up and head to Lisbon’s beloved Sintra, hiking upward to find trails to explore. And you even make good on your Instagram-husband promise of taking scenic photos of Angela and Carsen being cute #BFF4LYs.

On your ascent, you run into a slight crunchy dude who tells you about this super-sweet trail not many know about – plus, it offers rare panoramic views that will make you sooo Insta-worthy. He seems genuine, so you take the road less travelled.

But on the way you get attacked by a flock of Portuguese storks. They steal all your snacks. You get lost.

You die.